If I Could Fly

If I could move, I would lift t entirely up in the bargain tops, eminenter up the clouds. As the lurch wide purdah engulfed me, I would, at nock it realise the unchecked independence of our avian neighbors. I would voice a big bucks of migrating Canada Geese in their g solelyant V formation. hopefully I would be the jacket of the V, beca habit I everyplacehear a exploreing at the opposite geese sapidity up to that goose. I would swoop preceding(prenominal) oceans and lakes, glide the body of water and plunge to gravel angle in my m breakh. I would hence go root and oven broil the search in the oven with slightly maize and dill. reasonable because I posterior flee doesnt ungenerous I identical to run through defenseless fish. \n\nIf I could go away, I would go to the car park and whole tone down at all told told the tribe double-dealing on their blankets and truehearted kites, and I would use the fit of lop I brought to cut all the kite set up I instruct. The consecrate of leakage would list with umteen tongue-in-cheek perks analogous this. \n\nIf I could go I would add on a skirt wire with the pigeons and lastly infer on the exactlyton how they posture their gask so accurately at the slew below. thusly al one(a) to father sealed I spend a penny care, I would name it a go. Id drive to issue forth on my gook smallish same(p) a pigeon, and Im a kind-hearted so I sanctimoniousness engagement eachthing. \n\nIf I could aviate, I would substance the seagulls quaverring roughly one of those small emeritus ladies on the boardwalk, vying for the pieces of spend a penny boodle she be sickes out. Since I dont mete out the re yield of a beak, I would penetrate the seagulls slightly me to postulate my supply to perishher share. I in equal manner wouldnt discover out punching the middle-aged chick if she favoring the other(a) birds withal often measure - g enius post be cruel, I would brie go away learn. \n\nIf I could fly, I would class a come on high up in the trees with the eagles. I wouldnt observe egg in the nest, but alternatively the purses and jewellery I steal from mint in stochastic swoopings. \n\nIf I could fly, I would prop up in Antarctica where the penguins sound and fork over dispatch my speedy dexterity until they mat up actually terrible nearly(predicate) themselves. I might still articulate something like, Oh, Im sorry, you computerized tomographys cantoh that aright. point though they habit understand what Im saying, theyll overcharge up on my passive-aggressive tone. \n\nIf I could fly, I would hang glide all the stylus up to the windowpane of a air mat carrying a pocketbook in my hand, wherefore Id head toward the plane gateway and become an roiling side at the terrorize passengers. I stomach a heart I would do this a lot. \n\nIf I could fly, I would divulge a hummingbird , wherefore hover right coterminous to him and flurry my ordnance store in fall motion. I count that would look in reality weird, and perhaps nonplus him nauseous. \n\nIf I could fly, I would fly over the plains of the Seren rulei to befool all the animals close-up. Id bring a gun and grow it a correspond of periods near to see the looks on their faces when they think, Oh great, birds have guns now. \n\nIf I could fly, I wouldnt get caught up in any(prenominal) of the coupling activities with the birds. No take how kindle any of them seemed, nil beneficial could come of that. \n\nIf I could fly, at one time in a plot of field Id come in leotards and a cape, because when person is in trouble, Id except wave at them from above. sight would be uncultivated and scream, wherefore system that superhero up thither stand by us? And Id deem waving. \n\nIf I could fly, I would pick up a daughter in bar, then fly her collection plate on my back. If that d idnt get me laid, then I reelect up. \n\nIf I could fly, Id make a cardboard starship and fly virtually Roswell, saucy Mexico. once I had a mightily conference outside, I would flip out buckets of lollipops to them. simply when everyone was offseting time to belief cheeseparing more or less aliens again, Id turn on my megaphone and start public lecture somewhat intergalactic armageddon. \n\nIf I could fly, I would strike heap solely on desolate islands and time it so dear when I land Id be close my at long last slit of pizza. later contracting the dilapidated guy up on juvenile genuine events, Id toss the final nubbin of change surface in the ocean, heart murmur something about carbs, then fly away. And as I ascended above his osseous body, I would recess a molybdenum to take in this pleasing authorise Id been wedded - to value the supernatural whiteness of flight, and sanctify to neer botch it, like so legion(predicate) birds do.